Zefirus says, "open up the hailing frequencies!" Matrim shoots the panel. Zefirus says, "Mr Sulu, what the hell are you doing, It will take Scotty months to replace the dilithium crystals!" Scotty says, "I'll have it done in 12 minutes captain." Matrim says, "I don't have to take this from you anymore, Jim. I won't have it!" Zefirus says, "she can't take much more of this Captain." Matrim says, "They made me do it! You have to understand!" Matrim says, "Deep Space Harad...the /final/ fountier.." Spok says, "I believe he is telling the truth captain" That_Doctor says, "He's dead, Jim." Kirk says, "very well... Bones take Matrim to medical" Bones says, "I am a doctor Jim... not a gurney!" Matrim's Soul watches on and eats some popcorn. Zefirus says, "stay tuned as Jim has a erotic encounter with alien #3827." Spock says, "It's only logical." Dr._Mccoy says, "I see Spock your logical mind is at it again" Jalal stares blankly. Khazamr says, "Hello, Jalal :)" Zefirus says, "hey Jalal" Aleven says, "hello quys!" Jalal says, "How is?" Zefirus says, "we were just...um ...talking about some rp ;)" Jalal does a pagan ritual of conjuring and invokes Kayle's true name. Scotty says, "Jim...I think you better act soon. If you'll remember, the kid shot that panel. I can fix it, but she won't last long!" Aleven says, "where;)?" Kirk says, "You have ten minutes Scotty" Aleven says, "can I enter the rp?" Scotty says, "Aye captain! Someone get this corpse off the panel." Unknown_officer looks on "I will get it off sir," He grabs the man and is instantly electricuted. Boom!!!! Crewmember says, "Captain! We're under attack!" Jalal stares. kirk says, "Scotty, damage report!"" kirk says, "Lt Aurora, Open hailing frequencies... all channels!"" Scotty grabs Jalal by the front of his shirt, "Disconnect the power lad!" He turns to Jim, "We've lost communications sir!" kirk says, "Spock! set course 227 warp factor 4" Jalal is reminded of something, "Your ship's captain is a redneck when instead of using `open hailing frequencies' he says `got yer ears on good buddy?'" Scotty gives a glances at Jalal, and says, "God, how did this one get on board.." He shoves the corpse's chair away and flips the power switch. "Not good sir, the whole unit is blown!" Spock says, "this is illogical sir, all systems are showing normal opperation, and according to our sensors, scotty appears not to be human, but in fact Klingon!." Scotty says, "This is madness, Jim!" Dr.McCoy glances at Scotty, and cries, "My god, Spock is right!" Khazamr hrms. "What the heck is that metal thing out there among the Stars? And what the heck are these weirdos in their... eh... Jumpsuits? *shrug* probably something to sacrifice for the Dark Lord." Real_scotty staggers trough the door, "uch... Captain, I must of dowzed off..." Kirk says, "All crew, phazors on kill!"" Guard cries out, "Captain! Behind you!" He points at Khazamr, and grabs his weapon! "Its horrible!" Khazamr muahahas and turns into an evil incarnation of Sephiroth. Jalal says, "There was a -good- sephiroth? :P" Data looks around "I cannot assimilate this, It appears I have been warped to another ship" Khazamr hehs. "I'm just trying to cut this Star Trek out here :)" Cloud lands in the middle of the room. Khazamr sighs. Vainamoinen sings Cloud into a swamp. Luke_Skywalker slices Vainamoinen in half with his lightsaber. Obe_Won says, "Use the force Luke" Darth_Vader says, "Do not interfer in this, old man." Obe_won says, "The force shall never surcome to the Dark side Darth" Darth_Vader says, "You are a fool, old man. *lights his lightsaber*" Obe_won light saber seems rather limp, "You may defeat me Darth, but in my death I would become more powerful than you could ever imagine" Kirt zaps Obe_Won with his stunner. Obe_won looks on in pain, "Ohh my god, I have been shoot by... Kirt Russell? Darth_Vader laughs evilly. Darth_Vader says, "My plan succeeded." Zefirus burps